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Aug 252010

Here is a picture of Winnie eating dinner.

Winnie eating dinner with a box on her head

Eduard Khil Remix: Try not to laugh

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Mar 192010

Our “music” video of the day is a remix of our last one. It’s impossible to watch this video and not laugh at least once.

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Bill Gates: We can lower the world’s population with vaccines
At a time when anthropogenic global warming (AGW) is becoming broadly recognized as a politically driven, pseudo-scientific power-grab, Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates recently “unvielded his vision” of global catastrophe unless net man-made carbon emissions are reduced to zero. The video of his peculiar, ill-timed, February TED2010 talk is here. Gates also delivered a very odd […]
8.8 Chilean earthquake predicted two days ago
Two days ago a poster on the popular Godlike Productions message board predicted large quakes might occur on February 27. At 3:45 AM today, a magnitude 8.8 earthquake struck Chile, the fifth or sixth strongest quake of the last 100 years. The poster, “ZOSIME,” based his prediction on the impact of a coronal mass ejection (CME) […]
Listen to my new Future Quake interviews
Dr. Mike “Dr. Future” Bennett and Mike “Tom Bionic” Tatar, Jr., put on a fantastic radio program called Future Quake. I had the privilege of being interviewed by them recently and that recording will be broken up into four parts and broadcast next week on WENO, AM 760 in Nashville, TN. Those interviews are now available […]
Listen to my new 2-hour radio interview
Dr. Stan Monteih interviewed me for two hours on his Radio Liberty program last night. You can now listen to MP3 archives of the broadcast. Part 1 is here. Part 2 is here. Dr. Monteith has scheduled to interview me again tonight at 11PM Central / 9PM Pacific. You can listen to that interview live […]
Apple iPad: It might be worse than you think
Apple introduced its greatly anticipated tablet computer, the iPad, yesterday. It was impossible for the product to meet the unbelievable hype surrounding the computer’s debut, but even taking this into account, the reaction to the device, which will not ship for months, has been mostly negative. Critics point out the iPad’s lack of multitasking, the low […]
Direct Link to my Radio Liberty interview
You can download the MP3 archive of my Radio Liberty interview here: http://radiolibertyarchives.gsradio.net:8080/012510d.mp3 Dr. Monteith also has scheduled several additional interviews with me for the upcoming weeks.
Georgia Guidestones, 2012 and HAARP discussion
Over the last few weeks, I made several posts to the message board of the TV program Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura. I discuss the Georgia Guidestones here. I post that we have nothing out of the ordinary to fear from nature on 12 / 21 / 2012 here. Responding to many questions on the […]
More Linkage between the Georgia Guidestones and the Burj Khalifa
NOTE: A better, updated account of the linkage between the Georgia Guidestones and the Burj Khalifa can be found here. This brief post is a followup to my recent Georgia Guidestones article which can be read here: http://www.vanshardware.com/2009/12/decoding-georgia-guidestone.html The Georgia Guidestones monument is composed of three primary components: the center “Gnomen” stone, the capstone and […]
Decoding the Georgia Guidestones
A recent nighttime photograph of the Georgia Guidestones Isn’t the only hope for the planet that the industrialized civilizations collapse? Isn’t it our responsibility to bring that about? – Maurice Strong, founder of the UN Environment Program It’s a beautiful, warm, November Saturday in Georgia and the defaced granite monument looms above Mart Clamp while […]
Essential Free Windows Programs
Although I use Ubuntu more and more, I still have to spend a large portion of my day working in Windows, primarily because of my job. Gaming and navigation software are other reasons why I boot up Windows. Whenever I load a box with Windows, I usually install the following programs. OpenOffice: OpenOffice 3 has […]

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Part 1: Iowa White Supremacist behind the Georgia Guidestones
A recently released documentary reveals that R.C. Christian, a pseudonym for the man who provided the designs and funding for the controversial Georgia Guidestones monument, was Herbert Hinie Kersten, a doctor from Fort Dodge, Iowa. Kersten appears to have expressed support for David Duke, former Grand Wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, in a letter written to the South Florida Sun Sentinel. William Sayles Doan, an author and Fort Dodge historian, claims on camera that Kersten was an outspoken racist who voiced plans to create a measurement to definitively prove that whites – and in particular Northern Europeans – were the world’s superior race.
Video Claims to Explain Origin of Georgia Guidestones Cube
A YouTube video posted yesterday, November 8, persuasively explains the origin of a granite cube recently added to the Georgia Guidestones. The cube was placed inside a five-year-old notch cut into the upper-right corner of the English Language Guidestone. Michael Massanelli claims responsibility for the cube and he states that the cube was intended to […]
Anonymous message claims to reveal R.C. Christian identity, Georgia Guidestones doom date: Update 2 – hacking attempts suggest hoax
Update 2: This article has been followed by a flurry of bizarre hacks, spoofed emails and spoofed message comments. I believe the article and the activity surrounding it — much of which I have not discussed publicly — is being directed by a very determined individual who possesses at least moderate levels of hacking skills. […]
Mysterious “20 14” cube added to the Georgia Guidestones
In 2009 when my girls and I originally visited the Georgia Guidestones for what turned out to be my initial article on the subject, I discovered a large notch cut out of the top-right corner of the English language Guidestone. Given the considerable amount of vandalism committed over the year prior to our visit, I […]
OpenSourceMark source code available here, OPBM and miniBench projects are now public
I continue to receive requests for OpenSourceMark source code. You can download the source code here: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B_M9uysbCa–dEJoM01kZmgwNlk&usp=sharing I have also made public a sophisticated benchmark harness that my company developed that can be used to create application level benchmarks like SysMark. You can access the source code here: https://github.com/van-smith/OPBM I am also making public the […]
Georgia Guidestones tome ‘Common Sense Renewed’ available for download
The Georgia Guidestones have been a source of debate for decades. Our research links the controversial granite monument with the world’s tallest building, the Burj Khalifa, confirming the suspicions of some that the Stonehenge-like structure declares the planning of a global government and the culling of the world’s human population to a mere 500,000,000. While […]
4K 39″ television monitor for less that $520 at Amazon.com
Internet shopping giant Amazon is currently selling the Seiki Digital 39-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz LED TV for only $519.99 with free two day shipping if you are an Amazon Prime member. Additionally, the item qualifies for 6-month interest free financing. If you can bump up your order to over $600 with qualifying items (which […]
‘Anonymous’ warns of covert insider terrorist attack Friday in Los Angeles; supports encoded Georgia Guidestones date
A pastebin post self-attributed to the secretive and nebulous activist group “Anonymous” claims that a 9/11-style false flag attack on the Los Angeles Citibank building may occur tomorrow, Friday, November 15, 2013. The post is quoted in its entirety below: Potential False Flag———————————-Anonymous Shocking Current Events Greetings citizens of the world, we are Anonymous. We […]
Georgia Guidestones: New Discover Article Carries My Quotes
Author Jill Neimark has written an article for Discover magazine about the Georgia Guidestones, a controversial and mysterious granite monument located in a northeast Georgia pasture. In her article, she provides quotes from me. You can read her article here. You can read more about my research here, here and here.